WORLD WIDE WORDS

“Professor, can you explain your grading scale for papers?”
“So here is what is wrong with the British and American education systems.”
— Philosophy professor, in minute one of forty-three describing his grading policies
“Would you like your banana bread toasted?
Yes please. And the sandwich too if you wouldn’t mind.
We can’t toast the sandwich. We aren’t allowed.
But you can toast the banana bread?
Of course!”
“Do you guys like clapping for stuff while its in the microwave? Hey lets rearrange all of the furniture.”
— Stephen Quintana on a usual night
The Hippodrome

Man walks into casino with £20. Man walks out of casino with £40.

“If you crashed your computer the night before a paper is due because you’re on a shady porn site, I bet you’d kick yourself!”
— Philosophy professor, on the inevitability of certain events
More of a Spanish insight than an English one

More of a Spanish insight than an English one

Victoria and Albert museum. One of the few purpose-built museums from the 1800s.

Victoria and Albert museum. One of the few purpose-built museums from the 1800s.

Doubt people would care much in the US about corporate tax evasion but the UK…

Doubt people would care much in the US about corporate tax evasion but the UK…